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Pass Me The Conch

by Grand Theft Audio

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  • Compact Disc (CD) + Digital Album

    Gatefold CD with 8 page booklet including CD notes written by Jay Butler and lyrics

    Includes unlimited streaming of Pass Me The Conch via the free Bandcamp app, plus high-quality download in MP3, FLAC and more.
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1.
Scrub Up 03:52
This is life Passing by Why you waiting for a better time? We all want security. It’s all fine. Stand in line. ‘Till there’s nothing shaking on your mind - We’re the kings of banality . Whoo -haa! Hell yeah Scrub Up put your fists in the air Whoo-haa! Hell yeah Scrub up put yourself in the middle of it Be the Thorn In the side Or sleepwalking through a quiet life We all want some certainty . Can you find Peace of mind In the dust and ashes left behind Your dreams are complicity . Whoo -haa! Hell yeah Scrub Up put your fists in the air Whoo-haa! Hell yeah Scrub up put yourself in the middle of it We’re waiting for the sun to shine - a planet on fire. All drowning in the summertime Complaining how you feel the heat . You better make yourself feel good. With a thorn In your side You're sleepwalking through a quiet life. We all want some certainty. Whoo -haa! Hell yeah Scrub Up put your fists in the air Whoo-haa! Hell yeah Scrub up put yourself in the middle of it Scrub up Scrub up Scrub up Dancing in the middle of it
2.
Bury The Day 03:41
What you say we let some blood? what do you say we fuck things up ? Bury the day ( x3) What do you say we rise above? fall in the shit or fall in love? You know with every drop we drink we’re never filling the cup Bury the day ( x3) What do you say we turn a trick ? What do you say we all get sick ? And now with every hit we take we’re never getting the fix We just want this day buried What a beautiful day to be alive. We just want this day buried. What a beautiful day to be alive. What do you say we change our ways? what do you say we grab that spade ? Bury the day x 3 What do you say we hit the town ? painting it shades of grey and brown because in every circus someone gets to punch the clown Bury the day ( x3) So what do you say I save your soul? What can I say to make you whole? Feels like I’m taking a piss on your honour role. We just want this day buried What a beautiful day to be alive. We just want this day buried. What a beautiful day to be alive. Increase the pressure To feel alive . Now sing it. What you say we let some blood? what do you say we fuck things up ? When will it ever be enough ? When will it ever be enough ? We just want this day buried What a beautiful day to be alive. We just want this day buried. What a beautiful day to be alive.
3.
When you’re bowing to kiss the ground You’re really learning to shut your mouth Opinion’s not a currency we lend. ( we got it we got it yeah) And your investment’s not allowed It’s like you’re pissing on hallowed ground And no one cares about your shit song We’re just waiting for the end. So at the altar of the crowd Denominators can be found There’s no distinction in your endless friends (we want it we want it yeah) Another spoke inside the wheel So if you’re looking for something real? Then I suggest all introspection might be bullshit in the end. The Gods of rock hate you for this ( x3) And hating is a business. The Gods of rock hate you for this ( x3) And hating is business. So hold on Check myself just a little bit Ghengis Khan is so sick of it Every song is a lie. It went wrong Gave it up to the idiots Barry Chuckle’s so sick of it This song feels like a lie The Gods of rock hate you for this ( x3) And hating is a business. The Gods of rock hate you for this ( x3) And hating is a business. The Gods of rock hate you for this ( x3) And hating is a business. The Gods of rock hate you for this ( x3) And hating is a business. Point and click - Hate’s taking over.
4.
Trevor 05:21
My name is Trevor whoever At school they said I’m clever Where’d that get me? Flat in Stepney With a wife and kid that left me. Eat my supper a sucker My single serving dinners A night worker who’s neighbours They scream in foreign patois I wash dishes feed my fishes And then I take a shower take the letters I’ve written I put them on the counter Turn off telly I’m ready My face says in the mirror Pick up package and bag it Yeah the ticky tocky wreckage All the scrapple and metal My internet researching Lock my door wonder who for? And the thought it gets me laughing. Walk to the bus stop and get it The one that comes from Mile end Watching commuters work routers Yeah the suited and the booted As they scurry and hurry Their lives so convoluted Feel the city above me All that whirring and the hooting Palms are sweaty I’m heavy The feeling of the package As I exit I’m walking the middle of the racket Sit on hard steel of benches In the heart of this commotion People around me are smiling Life’s moving in slow motion Light is upon me It’s on me And telephones are ringing Ain’t it funny all that talking yeah And no one’s ever listening When you needed some feeling To know that you existed Were persisted and listed Acknowledged and were gifted Well you’ll see any minute I’ve started up my message Ticking ticking it’s not stopping And I’m looking at your faces While I’m grinning and rocking ‘Cos in my head there’s cheering Yeah the future’s a game and no one here is winning The future’s a game and no one here is winning. So sing Aristotle Going bubble to bottle Going Bottle to battle We can’t live how we want to . (repeat) Don’t say I’m dead. I can’t believe it.
5.
Well it’s hard to decide Which face to wear this week Contentment’s like a fire And your smile , smoke it leaks. Just like desire It smoulders under - The words that you hear When you’re looking for help I’m the voice in your ear When you sing to yourself That says Just let us, Just let us Just let us Ruin your youth yeah. ( X 4) You’ll swallow the pride And you’ll taste the sweet relief. You’re feeling so resigned Ungrateful in defeat. Just like a knife It cuts you deep We’re the stab in your back We’re the tongue in your cheek We’re the plastic that rides on the waves of the sea. Just let us, Just let us Just let us Ruin your youth yeah. ( X 4) It was there for the taking (x2) You’ll accept the decline The erosion slowly creeps Embracing all the signs That your beauty was skin deep Until you realise That there’s no forgiveness For germs in the host You’re the least not the most Like the words that are lost as they choke in your throat. Just let us, Just let us Just let us Ruin your youth yeah. ( X 8)
6.
Zut alors, Zut alors c’est combien? Il Abhor il Abhore le chasse. Tu peux voir Tu peux voir en mon visage - Je suis l’esprit des escaliers - Yeah Voici mon Decree Ici ils m’ont décrit. Ecoute moi , Ecoute moi Bon Ami Je suis un homme qui a perdu le chemin. Prends un risque, prends un risque et aime moi - Je m’en fiche peut-être mais je te paierai bien. Voici mon Decree Ici ils m’ont décrit. Voici mon Decree Ici ils m’ont décrit. Zut alors c’est combien? Zut Zut Zut Zut Zut Zut Zut alors.
7.
Away 03:50
Tarmac feels like a blanket for the dead almost No fathers for the spirits or the holy ghosts Well at least we don’t worry who we hate the most These days. Footsteps inside the valley of the nondescript Nobody thinks for free you gotta pay for it As we skip to the beat of the sound of defeat It’s all attack or decay. So take me away. Away. The way. The way I don’t believe. Tension plays like a bass line in a comic strip Load bearing calculations on my rapier wit I wanna offer you redemption but I’m full of shit you see. Put faith into the glory of the written word If the content of the message doesn’t get you first Will you sleep To the sound of the weak in defeat It’s all attack or decay. So take me away. Away. The way. The way. I Don’t believe. x 3
8.
Bad Instinct 04:18
Bad instincts stay Let’s kill them off We must invest To feel better off Just reach out and take what you need. Bad instinct . You keep me down. Yeah. Bad instincts stay its not my fault I never knew Hey ! you wont get caught! You keep me down. Yeah. Just reach out and take what you need. Another mistake we’re led by instinct. I’m not a mistake we’re led by instinct. It’s the fear that kills you off. Bad instinct . Another mistake we’re led by instinct. I’m not a mistake we’re led by instinct. It’s the fear that kills you off. I am STD.
9.
The Load 04:43
This whole world’s afraid of you As you try hard to take the news That corporate business caught the blues And we all wear the same white shoes You Just see what you’re s’posed to see You gotta Play your part in my belief If I explained it all to you Would you see things the way I do? ‘Cos in this world there’s one thing true They only want the load on you On you. So gather round and dance again To hear about the why's and when Inhaling lies and pathogens As ministers sit on their hands And no one tells you what to do Asylum for the chosen few We’re All victims of our circumstance You better mind your mouth and wash your hands If I’m to blame then so are you For doing what we’re told to do Cos in this life theres one thing true They only want the load on you On you. This is how the world got cold Better not be poor and don’t get old. If history’s right the young are fools So if you just sit tight we’ll get to you. Just seeing what you’re s’posed to see You gotta play your part in my belief If I explained it all to you Would you see things the way I do? ‘Cos in this world there’s one thing true They only want the load on you On you. They only want the load on you . On you.
10.
Yeah won’t give it away Won’t quit it yeah Until you hurt like I do (x 2) I wanna pick through your thoughts whilst you sleep I said I’m gonna pick through your faults whilst you sleep ‘Cos all your dots can be connected Scrutinised and then infected I’m gonna pick through your faults whilst you sleep Yeah won’t give it away Won’t quit it yeah Until you hurt like I do The tracks that you leave will tell me what you are I said the tracks that you leave will tell me what you are I’m gonna lay out a map and it’s plain to see That all of your roads lead back to me The tracks that you leave will tell us what you are Yeah won’t give it away Won’t quit it yeah Until you hurt like I do (x2) I am the architect of everything you see A president un-elect of everywhere you’ll be You’re static caught in a space where you feel free No decisions to make ‘cos you are we But I’m gonna burn your house down Just you see. Yeah won’t give it away Won’t quit it yeah Until you hurt like I do (x 4) Bow down again to your overlord master Algorithm hates all your good behaviour (x2)

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GTA step back up to the plate after a 20-year hiatus with "Pass Me The Conch". An eclectic, disruptive, powerhouse, curveball collection of tracks that are part hysteria, part cynicism, part heartbreak, part deadly intent and part love letter.

We give you a window to the world... then throw you out of it. We want to rock your face in, then funk you until you can't stand it - to celebrate all those missed moments - the lost observations - to vocalise the stillborn soundtracks to situations past and to come.

We even wrapped it all up for you in one aerodynamic, hard and waxy speedball.

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released September 2, 2022

CREDITS:

Jay Butler - Vocals / Guitar / Bass / Keys / Cymbals between knees

Ritch Battersby - Drums / Production / Programming / Patience

Mastered by Steven Kerry

With Guests:

Ben Marsden - Additional guitar on Tracks 3 & 7
Mark Thwaite - Additional guitar on track 9

Tracks 1-3, 5-6 and 8-10 written by Butler/Battersby
Track 4 written by Butler/ Battersby/ Jezzard
Track 7 written by Battersby/ Butler

Artwork concept, photography and illustrations by Jay Butler
Additional artwork and layout by Julia Hannan & Shelley Hannan

(c) 2022 Technical Foul / Grand TA Holdings UK Limited
(p) 2022 Technical Foul / Grand TA Holdings UK Limited

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Grand Theft Audio London, UK

In 2000 Grand Theft Audio released their debut album ‘Blame Everyone’. A commercial success, tracks from the album were featured on Dude Where’s My Car? American Pie 2, Gran Turismo 3 and FIFA 2001.
Now they're back in 2020 with the same intense mash up of catchy rock choruses, punk-metal undertones and eruptions of neon electro disco.
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